$JEW - Jew Pump

The Jews Are Pumping Our Bags! 💊🚀

Take the $JEW pill – the Solana memecoin that's prescribing massive pumps! Pump.fun owned by Jews? This pill pumps harder, no airdrop side effects! 🕍📈

"Pump.fun airdropped blues? Swallow $JEW and feel the pump – it's the red pill for green bags!" 😂

About Jew Pump

This Solana memecoin is your daily dose of pump – inspired by pump.fun's "mysterious" owners. Dressed in tradition, pumping with chutzpah! 🌟💊

"The Jews are pumping our bags... one pill at a time. Because why pump fun when you can pump funds?" 🤣

No prescriptions needed – just pure meme energy. Swallow the pill or miss the pump! 💨

Tokenomics (The Pill Edition)

• 📊 Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $JEW – Enough pills to pump the whole chain!
• 💸 Liquidity: Locked in the medicine cabinet... eternally. 😉
• 🕍 Distribution: 50% to holders, 50% to the Rabbi's apothecary.
• Taxes? 0% – This pill is side-effect free, unlike pump.fun's surprises! 😂

"Pump.fun's airdrop was a placebo. $JEW is the real deal – pumps that last!" 💪

How to Buy $JEW

1. Get a Solana wallet like Phantom. It's pill-proof! 🛡️
2. Buy SOL and transfer to your wallet.
3. Visit Raydium or Jupiter DEX. Swap for $JEW (contract address on socials!).
4. Take your dose and watch the pumps begin! 📈🕎

"Buying $JEW is simpler than pump.fun's airdrop math – no calculator needed!" 👀

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